So I work at McDonald’s and today a couple came in and got married. There was a celebrant and wedding dresses and bridemaids and everything, but the thing is, in the guys vows he said ‘I brought you here so I could buy you all the chicken nuggets in the world, that’s how much I love you’ and if that’s not cute I don’t know what is.

So I work at mcdonalds and today a couple came in and got married. Seriously they got married while waiting in line, they were all dressed up and everything! But in the guy’s vows he said ‘I chose this venue so I could buy you all the chicken nuggets you could ever need’  and if that’s not cute I don’t know what is.

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crystalballsaveusall:

fishingboatproceeds:

homsweethom:

So last week at the office, I wrote the words “Ex Boyfriend Tears” on my water bottle as a joke, and everyone went nuts. The lightbulb went off, and after some sketching and mouse clicks, my newest baby was born.
Introducing Ex Boyfriend Tears, a line of cups, mugs, and flasks to quench any kind of thirst. The glass is the only item that will make it in time for holiday gift giving, but stay tuned for when the mug and flask launch in January!
www.exboyfriendtears.comAs always, thanks for supporting my silly little projects you guys. 
Drink up!

Related: The tumblrgiftguide tag is actually an excellent gift guide.

I can’t stop laughing.

crystalballsaveusall:

fishingboatproceeds:

homsweethom:

So last week at the office, I wrote the words “Ex Boyfriend Tears” on my water bottle as a joke, and everyone went nuts. The lightbulb went off, and after some sketching and mouse clicks, my newest baby was born.

Introducing Ex Boyfriend Tears, a line of cups, mugs, and flasks to quench any kind of thirst. The glass is the only item that will make it in time for holiday gift giving, but stay tuned for when the mug and flask launch in January!

www.exboyfriendtears.com

As always, thanks for supporting my silly little projects you guys. 

Drink up!

Related: The tumblrgiftguide tag is actually an excellent gift guide.

I can’t stop laughing.